December 2010
61 posts
You see right through me. How do you do that...
Me: There's a excellent chance I'll be starting the new year with a bang. Know what I mean?
James: You're a tool.
“We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We’re supposed to have bad...”
– Nathan, Misfits (via random-hero-)
Highlarious
I’ve never even watched this but the quote describes my life right now.
Day Three
“Eight ways to win your heart.”
1. Cuddle with me without complaining about how cold my hands and feet are.
2. Play with my hair.
3. Don’t spoil a quiet moment with babbling. Sometimes the quiet is nice.
4. Don’t compliment me more than once in a day. It makes me uncomfortable.
5. Listen to the things I say instead of just hearing them.
6. You don’t need to be...
Day Two
“Nine things about yourself.”
1. I love scary movies, but I can only watch them if I have my face half-buried in someone’s shoulder.
2. I sometimes flirt with guys until they like me just so I can ignore them after.
3. I actually don’t understand why they fall for it, though. I’m not pretty and I’m quite annoying.
4. I like watching movies that no one has...
Me: My mouth get me in so much trouble sometimes.
Laura: Your ass gets you in WAY more trouble.
Laura: Oooh, watch out for my big butt.
Me: My butt's big too.
Laura: Are you kidding me? You're a popsicle stick with hair.
Me: Sounds like I belong in the garbage next to the prom night dumpster baby.
Day One
“Ten things you want to say to ten different people, right now.” If it’s about you, you’ll just know.
1. I hate that you look up to me. Don’t. It will only fuck things up for you. I will always be there to help you out, to listen to you when you need to vent, to give you advice when you’re lost…but don’t aspire to be anything like me.
2. Thank you...
ten day tumblr challenge.
notaparagraph:
day one: ten things you want to say to ten different people, right now.
day two: nine things about yourself.
day three: eight ways to win your heart.
day four: seven things that cross your mind a lot.
day five: six things you wish you’d never done.
day six: five people who mean a lot to you.
day seven: four turn offs.
day eight: three turn ons.
day nine: two items you’d...
Mabelly: I hate you.
Me: What?! I didn't even do anything. I mean, that's normally a justified statement, but...
Mabelly: Not you. The computer.
Me: Great. Could you maybe not stare at me when you're yelling at your computer then?
Christina's New Rules for Dating
1. Stop fucking around with people I’m friends with. You are in the friend zone. You stay in the friend zone.
2. Find someone who is shy and broken. Be aware that if they admit to being shy and broken, they are only saying so to take advantage of the situation.
3. Do not invest emotions into anyone unless they do so first.
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I am so done with getting...
Me: *sneeze*
Mabelly: Bless you.
Me: Thank you.
Mabelly: Sorry. Delayed reaction. Bless you.
Me: You already said bless you. Deja vu reaction.
